uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

Anonymous Asked
QuestionMovies like Harry Potter and Frozen are PG movies. DO YOU HEAR THEM USING THE F WORD IN THOSE MOVIES. NO. Answer

THE TIMES ARE A-CHANGIN

Anonymous Asked
QuestionNO IT DOESN'T. YOU CAN ONLY SAY THE F WORD ONCE IN PG MOVIES. Answer

Rated PG: Parental guidance strongly suggested – some material may not be suitable for children. Rated PG-13: Parents strongly cautioned – some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.

Anonymous Asked
QuestionI said PG omg, you're useless.. Answer

you fucking love me

Anonymous Asked
QuestionWhy? And keep it PG ok (I'm delicate :3) Answer

Because Slytherins are the fucking best, we here to fuck shit upp and we don’t give a fucking fuck about what the gryffindors think because we’re bros with the fuckin rad ravenclaws 

Anonymous Asked
Questionare you proud of being a Slytherin? Answer

fuck yeah 

incoloure:

about me

mcmkssklsalssamjksmwkdks OHH MAAAAN shit

Anonymous Asked
QuestionNewspapers reported French chef commits suicide after critic's attack. After further investigation, it turns out he simply lost the huile d'olive. Answer

Hahahaaa that was funny enough to make me publish it on a dead blog 

Guys, if you get a submission from this blog, please ignore it. Pretty sure it’s a virus, don’t know how it got onto this blog. I don’t even click on shady links. 

okbye

shslfeminist:

my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”

supsquark:

why the fuck is there so much stigma surrounding going to the movies by yourself why the fuck do you need someone to help you sit in the dark and look at a wall for two hours “oh look at that dork they don’t even have a friend to ignore for the entire duration of this event”

iguanamouth:

"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it

igloocunt:

gritsinmisery:

timelady-of-221b:

THERe ARE CHILDREN ON HERE

For the love of all that is holy, TAG YOUR PORN.

My fucking mind! Put that porn away

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