Hahahaaa that was funny enough to make me publish it on a dead blog
Guys, if you get a submission from this blog, please ignore it. Pretty sure it’s a virus, don’t know how it got onto this blog. I don’t even click on shady links.
my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”
why the fuck is there so much stigma surrounding going to the movies by yourself why the fuck do you need someone to help you sit in the dark and look at a wall for two hours “oh look at that dork they don’t even have a friend to ignore for the entire duration of this event”
"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it
If you find a girl that is willing to go through hell just to keep the relationship going, you really shouldn’t take her love for granted.
Going through hell for someone and in return being taken for granted was the most painful thing I’ve ever experienced. Never. Again."
All credit goes to - japharts
This, literally, is dead on exactly how I feel, and probably a lot of you guys too.
-me messages friend on facebook to apologize for coming off as rude when he misunderstood me and that I didn’t mean to be rude or imply any malice in what i said-
-2 minutes later, I hear someone running towards my apartment door-
he ran to my house to tell me he’s not upset with me and that I shouldn’t worry aww :3
Try balancing a soft-boiled egg on its tip. Don’t use sand or salt, don’t crack the eggshell. Just balance it, and then take your finger away.
wooo done writing the proposal and i’m actually excited I wrote so well