Anonymous Asked
QuestionNewspapers reported French chef commits suicide after critic's attack. After further investigation, it turns out he simply lost the huile d'olive. Answer

Hahahaaa that was funny enough to make me publish it on a dead blog 

Guys, if you get a submission from this blog, please ignore it. Pretty sure it’s a virus, don’t know how it got onto this blog. I don’t even click on shady links. 



my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”


why the fuck is there so much stigma surrounding going to the movies by yourself why the fuck do you need someone to help you sit in the dark and look at a wall for two hours “oh look at that dork they don’t even have a friend to ignore for the entire duration of this event”


"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it





For the love of all that is holy, TAG YOUR PORN.

My fucking mind! Put that porn away

(Source: maleficent-z)

(Source: beatrixkiddos)


If you find a girl that is willing to go through hell just to keep the relationship going, you really shouldn’t take her love for granted.

Going through hell for someone and in return being taken for granted was the most painful thing I’ve ever experienced. Never. Again.


(via suchvodka)


(via 50-shades-of-so-gay)

(Source: picsandquotes)


When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend


(Source: demonhunting-timelord-in-221b)


All credit goes to - japharts

**Trigger warning**

This, literally, is dead on exactly how I feel, and probably a lot of you guys too.

-me messages friend on facebook to apologize for coming off as rude when he misunderstood me and that I didn’t mean to be rude or imply any malice in what i said- 

-2 minutes later, I hear someone running towards my apartment door-

he ran to my house to tell me he’s not upset with me and that I shouldn’t worry aww :3 

serenaede Asked
QuestionHow stable of a career would you say being an author is? Answer


Try balancing a soft-boiled egg on its tip. Don’t use sand or salt, don’t crack the eggshell. Just balance it, and then take your finger away.

That stable.

wooo done writing the proposal and i’m actually excited I wrote so well